I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I enjoy the company of your penis
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