how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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