why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i think i just lost a toe
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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