Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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