Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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