I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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