I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm like, not good at living.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
