Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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