I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
the raccoons are back...
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
