But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Randomize
