Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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