Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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