just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm passing your future prison.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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