The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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