doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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