If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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