Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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