Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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