can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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