I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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