i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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