We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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