doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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