Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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