Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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