There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
