if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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