You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Randomize
