we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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