How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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