it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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