Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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