I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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