If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
why is half of my head shaved?
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