I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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