like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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