It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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