he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Randomize
