you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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