We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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