well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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