haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Success! We fucked roommates!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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