We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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