Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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