Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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