Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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