I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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