fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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