I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My dick has a subreddit
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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