Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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