There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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