porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I am naked and annoyed.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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