your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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