i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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